From Scranton, PA. formed by Eric and Derek who found Nate the drummer to form Dick Splint. We're built on Genesee and fast odes to beer, ladies, and the social scum of inner city junkies, bag ladies, mongoloids, and all around dirt people... we kinda like bag ladies... so drink the beer! SOUL CONSTIPATING AMOUNTS OF BEER AND DONT BREAK YOUR DICK!